Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018

Radical Blast

Person: A guy who has no control over his life, and smokes weed on a weekly basis. If you insult him, he rape you inside out with his memes and roasts...

Radical gonna BLAST you today, he will fuck you up with his special attack; RADICAL BLAST

by mr.ruski June 5, 2017

Amazonian she-blast

When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position

Dang bro last night after we had sex she hit me with an Amazonian she-blast.

by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024

Brownie Blast

This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.

1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.

2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!

3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.

by Cockadylious September 25, 2014

Blast

As fast as you can go

You guys better blast this 100 free or we will do a really hard set after!!!

by crazyhead247 March 16, 2009

cream blast

Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.

Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.

Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.

Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.

Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!

Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O

by Archdruid Creamblast July 22, 2017