vagina talk

n. A type of gossip mainly consisting of pointless drudgery to anyone outside of the conversation. antiquated discussion often of a sexual nature. only possible within a medium to large group of relatively horny, often unnatractivefemales.

WARNING: DO NOT attempt to infiltrate such a conversation. Interuptions of this nature are reacted to strongly and often with violence most commonly in the form of slaps.

'How long have those girls been sitting there blabbing?'
Dude i dunno, but seriously, enough vagina talk already.'

'Yo that amazing chick loves gossipping way too much.'
I see you, brah, shes like the queen of vagina talk.'

by keith rivers November 2, 2010

real talk

1. Straight up, serious, factual communication.

2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).

3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.

Actual conversation on facebook btwn 2 moms about the apparent size of their fetus' dicks in ultrasounds:

Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.

Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.

by Horace P. Q. Winthropper IV October 30, 2012

swim talk

a spanish phrase 'nade hablar' which translates as a sex noise creating vibrations in the water which attract fish.

swim talk only works if you try it in the water.

by SWIMLOVER. March 5, 2009

Sesh Talk

After a night out with ur friends everyone gets in an amazing funny mood the next morning, whether u had been drunk, stoned, straight or anything else everyone becomes a filthy piece of shit that laughs at anything and everything. the following conversations are sesh talk.

after the sesh everyone managed to get to nics nans where her bbq had the filthiest bacon known to man piled on with some other bullshit. so much sesh talk went down. such as finding funniness in random ross such as 'no carlsbad before breakfast'. oh i just felt like johhny staunch.

by Young Man Staunch April 6, 2008

Bunny talk

Fluffy, cutesy talk used by the opposite sex in an effort endear themselves to you.

Dude, man, get off the phone with that bunny talk, I'm trying to play my videogames.

by Kikimustard December 30, 2009

Bean Talk

The Mexican dialect being spoken and or heard by a white person

Can you hear those beaners speaking that bean talk? Disgusting

by Vucken April 21, 2018

Pony Talk

Writing in mainly symbols. Used almost only by females to show a feeling of excitement. This kind of writing can be difficult to read. It's a preppy version of ghetto talk.

Dayyyyyummm, I can't read any of this Pony Talk.

by Sassyasss July 27, 2010