Facial taint 

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.

Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.

Facial taint by Austintatiousrows April 19, 2018

slapping taint 

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

slapping taint by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018

eye taint 

The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.

Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.

eye taint by Dougiedougs May 14, 2018

spray taint

When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint

Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!

spray taint by Bjs in a box May 25, 2018

The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.

Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!

The Tainted Fleetwood by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 14, 2018

e-taint 

The place some piece of electronic communications resides between sending and receiving. Usually only noteworthy when the delay is pronounced.

Wilma: Why did not not answer my text? Dino was choking!
Fred: I never got a text from you.
Wilma: Bullshit, show me your phone!
Fred takes out phone and shows recent texts with none from from Wilma...
Wilma: My text must be stuck in the e-taint.

e-taint by jfburke619 September 12, 2018

Holi-Taint 

Holitaint

The "limbo" between Christmas and New Year's Day. Taint Christmas...Taint New Year's Day
I'm so confused. What to celebrate during Holi-Taint?

Holi-Taint by Holi-Taint Founder December 28, 2018