Taco cloud

A fermented gas released from the anus of a Mexican fast food patron, that causes a stench unmatched by anything else in the world.

I was about 15 feet away in a well ventilated area, but that taco cloud still hit me, and I threw up a little in my mouth.

by Esophageal feces May 8, 2010

taco plate

A party, gathering, box social, or event that consists of a high ratio of women compared to men. (The opposite of sausage fest)

Dude, Betty's party was such a taco plate. I was the only guy there and there were like 30 girls.

by Jimmy434 December 22, 2008

Lobster Taco

Slang for a Maine woman's vagina. Could also be use to describe the vagina of any woman living in the coastal New England states.

Dude, I totally ate her lobster taco last night.

by Fireballwilly March 17, 2013

taco titties

when ya smash ya boobies togetha in order to seem like ya have a bigger rack

"damn lookit da rack on that girl"
"nah those are just taco titties"

by ginga_bitch May 6, 2014

taco drip

Excessive vaginal secretions.

"Sarah had some serious taco drip last night. It looked like someone blew their nose down there."

by xcharlie May 24, 2014

taco test

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.

"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."

by g-triangle September 9, 2014

Muddy Taco

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.

White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"

by thatniggakidkenny September 30, 2014