pocket waitress

An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.

"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"

by Guillaume Levert March 2, 2008

hot pocket

Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.

Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!

by Ilovemesomeme February 17, 2006

Pocket-Man

A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.

"Tom Cruise is a terrible actor, and a Pocket-Man to boot!"

by Victoria B April 4, 2006

pisshead's pocket

The condition caused by excessive drinking the night before; handing over too many twenties resulting in a pocketful of small change. To qualify for pisshead's pocket the amount of change must add up to more than £10 (as displayed by Mylo the Don on any given Saturday morning. This may be abbreviated to pisshead's.

I've got a really bad case of pisshead's this morning - I'm jingling all over.

by Seanipops April 16, 2004

nature's pocket

The human anus. Used for storing small, to medium sized objects.

1."Scratch teh insied of my NATURE'S POKET!"

2."Yo, bch'azz! I stuck dat blow in my fuckin' nature's pocket. Pry it out b4 the po-po comes rollin'."

by Cylyk November 5, 2002

lonely pockets

A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.

I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.

by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007

Cooch Pocket

1.Another word for vagina

2.What you'd call an emo kid

3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective

4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion

you:Nathan c'mon get off the computer

Nathan:no fuck you!

you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?

Nathan:ehhhhh....

you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket

Nathan:mmm mhmmm....

by mexiCANDO October 20, 2008