Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 27, 2006

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.

If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Machinations

A collection of mechanical tools or systems orchestrated toward a singular goal

The ford factory machinations were taking more and more jobs every year.

by Wedy December 3, 2020

Machine Gun Kelly

A successful multi-genre music artist that people are too blinded by blind hate to witness his success and talent

Machine Gun Kelly sold out another concert this weekend

by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024

Dancing Machine Momo

Dancing Machine Momo is a nickname for the very popular K-pop idol Momo(Hirai Momo) Who also happens to be from Twice(a very popular K-pop girl group) and is commonly known for her dancing. Hence the name” Dancing Machine Momo”

“Go! Dancing Machine Momo!!”
“Dancing Machine Momo is my bias!!”
“I’ll be the next Dancing Machine Momo!!”

by K-pop stan with back pains<3 December 14, 2023

Burl Machine

Any player with a flow making burls on a daily basis

dude john is a burl machine yo..he gets so much ass

by yo yo yo 56 August 26, 2010