Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"

"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨

by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020

im feeling lucky

is how you found this place

basically you type a word in google search and the first thing google finds is what you get

im feeling lucky: the word explains its self

by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021

Unconscious feelings

Feelings you unconsciously develop for a person over time.

My intention was to only be friends but I developed unconscious feelings over time.

by Zlius January 29, 2021

I feel a bubble coming on

I have to fart.

Uh-oh, I feel a bubble coming on....FART! Excuse me!

by blockout February 20, 2021

Do you feel in charge?

When you are about to kill your boss... possibly over strawberries and fiber for cross fitness.

"John I need you to go clean out the mens room"
"Do you feel in charge?"
"Whats with the bane mask?"

by Your father in heaven God March 6, 2021

Guys Feelings

Gamer girls favourite game. - Former President Obama, Probably, At some point.

Gamer Girl : I love playing with guys feelings
Guy: Wot

by Basylsk March 16, 2021