real talk

1. Straight up, serious, factual communication.

2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).

3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.

Actual conversation on facebook btwn 2 moms about the apparent size of their fetus' dicks in ultrasounds:

Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.

Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.

by Horace P. Q. Winthropper IV October 30, 2012

swim talk

a spanish phrase 'nade hablar' which translates as a sex noise creating vibrations in the water which attract fish.

swim talk only works if you try it in the water.

by SWIMLOVER. March 5, 2009

Cab Talk

In the cab on the way home, it's all of the great things you SHOULD have said during the argument you just left.

Of course after he broke it off and left me speechless, I had all kinds of 'cab talk' for him on the way home!

by UkeGrrrl September 5, 2009

Bean Talk

The Mexican dialect being spoken and or heard by a white person

Can you hear those beaners speaking that bean talk? Disgusting

by Vucken April 21, 2018

con-talked

A "mashup" between "Convinced" and "Talked".

Friend_1: "Dude, let's go to UMF in Miami this year! There's gonna be 14 stages and 100's of DJs, and 60,0000 people!! It will be great. I'll even buy you some Sam Adams"

Friend_2: "Okay! You con-talked me into it!"

by D.Vin March 21, 2007

Sesh Talk

After a night out with ur friends everyone gets in an amazing funny mood the next morning, whether u had been drunk, stoned, straight or anything else everyone becomes a filthy piece of shit that laughs at anything and everything. the following conversations are sesh talk.

after the sesh everyone managed to get to nics nans where her bbq had the filthiest bacon known to man piled on with some other bullshit. so much sesh talk went down. such as finding funniness in random ross such as 'no carlsbad before breakfast'. oh i just felt like johhny staunch.

by Young Man Staunch April 6, 2008

sausage talk

The constant stream of references to meat and meat by products spouted by a snausage.

"Damm... Mike wants a tubesteak... Gimme a bite of that sausage... I love beef jerky..."

"Jesus Christ, Adam, enough with the sausage talk!"

by TurgidBologna September 5, 2003