smarts

another word for brain or gray matter

"i will kill you, commit suicide, and kill you again, put your smarts on the side of your garment, nigga stop fucking with me, RIP" ~ Jay-Z

by C Wayne June 23, 2005

Smarth

Somebody who is a tiny midget and wears a tophat and has really tiny shiny black shoes and sounds like an umpa lumpa.

Someone give Smarth a hand getting on his bloody chair.

by kellyjodi85 July 30, 2010

smarty art nigger

nigger with an education.

The Reverant brotha Mista Al Sharpton

by Baphomet April 9, 2005

Footy Smarts

In essence Footy Smarts is a term delivered upon an individual with great intellectual knowledge in the sports category of Australian Rules Football.

When I asked Craig questions about the footy on the weekend he got everything correct, He has great Footy Smarts! When I asked Sam the same questions he got nothing right...he doesn't have any Footy Smarts.

by Dr. Football June 26, 2017

Smarty

always into a good BBC, very desperate, likes thicc boys with nut bushes, is into DILF's.

that smarty chick, loves a good sugar daddy with BBC's

by yazzy&baz February 26, 2019

Silly Smarts

It’s when you lack all other kinds of smarts, such as book and street smarts, but can tell when someone is acting silly and/or like an idiot

I used silly smarts to make fun of Truman’s jellyfish costume in the musical

by EmaCamp December 28, 2019

Smarte

ohe yu ar soh smarte eef yu yuse thise wurd

Ey is ofe the smartesness ultruh smartes totul maxi-smarte extreme-supere braned.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020