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Closet Simp

Refers to an individual (usually a male) who is in a relationship with another individual (usually a female). This person is a huge simp but will do whatever it takes to hide that side of themself from everyone. Acts tough with a hardshell but deep down simps for their significant other.
"Jeff is such a hardo, buddy a straight cold hearted savage. Doesn't get pushed around ever by his girl"

*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*
by YungJazzers July 8, 2020
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CEO of simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl

Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
by u456789123741852963 June 3, 2020
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sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"
person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.
by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021
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Simp Pie

A fat man who would do anything to make a women happy with the intent of getting laid but thinks friendship is an important value.
Man look at chris; he is such a simp pie for angel.
by Big fat paulie d May 27, 2020
mugGet the Simp Piemug.

Simp Farmer

A guy who pretends to be a girl on online games to garner affection and more importantly, loot from simps trying to win him (her) over.
"Yo dog, Jimmy was pretending to be a girl on CoD the other day to get guns and ammo." "Jimmy's a simp farmer"
by Cul Gi July 24, 2020
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dirty simp

gay ass nigga that likes dick the ass while texting back less than 10 seconds. With the names of. (Jaylen) ect.
Jaylens a dirty simp
by jaylen is a bitch May 9, 2020
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Loli simp

Literally what it sounds like.

Someone that needs to not exist
Oh look, a loli simp
*shoots*
by 俺が見 March 3, 2022
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