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River Rat

When Edgar, who often plays weak cards and has overcome significant odds to win several hands determined by the final card dealt; he refuses to fold bad hands and has laid many bad beats.
Every week the New Markets team plays poker, Edgar is the River Rat
by WiseDT May 20, 2020
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Rivers

Rivers has big pp and testicals
by Brian7568734 July 12, 2022
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River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.
Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
by Cajerardo April 7, 2021
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river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018
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the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020
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dirty river

when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob
she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.
by th9091a August 14, 2009
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river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.
Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.
by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017
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