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Rivers

An extremely hot boy who can get any girl he wants with a 6 ft dick and can insert like a pro
Rivers can eat New York
by Lolrealdudw October 7, 2020
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River Bottom Dweller

A person who primarily hangs out at dirty rivers bottoms, they might appear to be homeless, but they live with their parents or their sex offender uncle. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Olde English. The highest education level reached was 9th grade. All their tattoos are homemade. A river bottom dweller's only mode of transportation is a bicycle. They only date girls who are between the ages of 13-16. Watch out for them, they will be the ones doing the hulk hogan pose.
by Lanee June 9, 2015
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Roe River

Roe river is the shortest river in the world bcuz google said so anyway its only 61m (201 feet) long
dude ur penis is as smaller than roe river
by Ivory in Downtown October 8, 2021
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River

A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)
Your a River my dog.
by James_is_coo_beans October 24, 2019
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River bullett

When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett.
When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett
by Kaisermonroe August 6, 2021
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River

i love river with all my heart and might, they're so attractive too, i win at life tbh
River is a very nice person
by MialovesRiver June 27, 2021
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Vietnamese River

The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.
"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".

"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".
by The Cock Guzzler December 10, 2021
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