Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.

Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.

by G. GOFA May 2, 2010

old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.

As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.

by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010

Pre-good luck

Wishing someone luck for something that would happen 24+ hours later.

Matthew: Wish me pre-good luck for my test please.

Person: Why? Is it difficult?
Matthew : Yeah bro
Person: Then I wish you pre-good luck bro.

by althenamesaretakenLOL March 12, 2020

Pre-Order

"Pre-Order" Is what you say when there is a hot girl but is underage and you cant not fw yet.

Evan sees a cute three year old and says "Pre-Order"

by itzhyper34 November 1, 2023

pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 7, 2017

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 6, 2023