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Trust Poop

An act in which two friends, lean against each other (back to back) so as to provide support while taking a poop. You can't see if your bro is going to stand up and leave you to fall into his fresh pile of shit, but you trust him not to.
Dude we should take a trust poop in this field!
by wjodjfs November 4, 2011
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Poop Shunani

A female's anus. Originated locally from a combination of the words Poop Shoot and Punani.
My, that's a lovely Poop Shunani!
by Sydney Correspondent September 9, 2003
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Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.
Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.
by clownsgown July 23, 2019
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dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.
Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you
by Tackettttt October 13, 2017
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poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping
i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.
by ghost on ya August 13, 2009
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poop fuck

whenever u fuck a girl and shit ends up on your dick
by CJ Westlu August 3, 2007
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Vagina poop

another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring
Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever
Person 2: Sucks to be you :-P
by Govindaaaa July 29, 2009
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