Power Player

The illegal product infringing so many copyrights it ain't even funny. The product comes with a light-gun, a Sega Genesis controller, and an N64 controller. Plug it into your TV and be able to play dozens of pirated games. Don't get one.

I got a Power Player and now Nintendo sued me.

by The All-Knower December 28, 2004

record player

when your in the movies and a dumb bitch is not giving what you came for you slowly move her hand right on top of your penis and she will do the rest.if she moves her hand away just dont talk to her for awile she see whos boss.

yo broske, i was at the movies with my bitch and i pulled the record player, she movied her hand back so i slaped her.

by Chris Calandra May 13, 2005

The Player's Jerk

When a group of guys whack off at the same time to some kind of porno.

shit, jamaal you missed the players jerk last night. It was off da hook!

by Phat Pat October 13, 2003

Fnf player

A person who has no connection to the outside world and has not had physical contact with the opposite gender in their entire lives.

Oh its the Fnf player, look at him go, poor guy :(

by Laskmve June 19, 2021

best dahood player

The best dahood player is currently Dylan also known as notdyIn, i seen him running around so clean and hot. And whenever someone tried to attack him he always came in clutch and smacked them. He is the best in the whole and super rich, showed me his wallet with 10Billion Dollars!

Dylan is the best dahood player.

by Pam172 January 22, 2021

volleyball player

Someone shows off there ass 24/7 doesn’t stop until they hit one hard. Someone who will sit around in there booty shorts and sport bra all day even with friends

Damn she is such a volleyball player

by Athletes May 19, 2018

flat CD PLAYER

when a girl is having sex and then she stops and the man's dick is stuck.

ben:dude
tom:what
ben:my dick's acking :(
tom:why
ben:because i accidently gave anna a flat CD PLAYER :(

anna:my fanny's saw :( too

by king of sickness :P December 19, 2008