poser

Someone who is only slightly into a hobby simply so they can act as though they’re an expert in it and have an excuse once they are called a poser

Dang he’s such a cheap poser. He’s only been a skater for a week and he acts like he’s a pro

by Im_not_here__ January 8, 2019

Poseidon's Crown

When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.

We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!

by The man down under March 19, 2019

poseycompound

The coolest place in the entire world on the Potomac river

Just went to the poseycompound

by peppers salted onions May 5, 2019

Posey

When you see a female you would love to have sexual intercourse with but also can't stand any word that comes out of her mouth. A person that any interaction other than sexual is like listening to nails on a chalk board

Man 1: Look at that piece over there.
Man 2: Yea she's hot but be careful because she's a posey.

by ItsYaBoyJeffie May 15, 2019

Poser

A poser is someone who tries to be something when they are not that thing.

Someone who laces their doc martens the wrong way trying to be punk. Aka a poser

by Biglardincharge March 25, 2019

poser

sarah gluck

a poser is a fake surfer girl, jersey girl, and chill girl, she is 19 and still doesn’t know what weed looked like. she is a fake fan of all classic rock and calls herself a dead head when she can’t name 5 songs, at least 3 and she’s getting posters to put in her 2008 aqua 10 year old room. and last of all. she’s still a virgin

by peniscondomsdepression July 21, 2019

poser

a poser is defined as sarah gluck

a poser is someone who acts upon something they’re not, mostly just for attention or to look good. sarah is a fake surfer girl, jeep girl, chill girl, and fake trendy girl. she claims she’s been a great fan of classic rock forever but can’t name 5 songs from led zep, calls herself a “dead head” but didn’t know what it was until mentioned and can’t name at least 3 dead songs, and is also buying posters to put in her early 2000s aqua room made for 5th graders already filled with printed out darren criss pics and palm tree paintings. and yet worst of all. she is 19, and still didn’t know what weed cigs looked like, and STILL oh god i hate to say it... a virgin😬😬😬

by peniscondomsdepression July 21, 2019