cow calf combo

Where you bang the mom AND the daughter.
In a surprising turn of events, Jake pulled the ole cow calf combo in the same week.
by Deegan. December 31, 2017
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comfort cow syndrome

When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.
At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!
by Eileen Michelle March 04, 2015
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Cracked Cow Pat

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat
by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022
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Strategically Placed Cows

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.
Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.
by astoriastory March 07, 2007
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butt cow boy

so how do you feel about you son being a butt cow boy
by henry December 14, 2003
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Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
by dooshkanew August 23, 2009
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Flip Cow Udders

Extreme version of "Flip a tit". Called "Flip Cow Udders" because cow udders are like giant tits.
Dude when She finds out He wants to dump Her She'll flip cow udders!!!
by Weakest Link August 23, 2009
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