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Communism

The thing that lasts longer than Capitalism
No wonder it was lead by Stalin...
Communism shall prevail
Communism is better than Avengers: Infinity War
I can't decide between Shrek and Communism. How about SHREKUNISM
by Xx_69PussySlayer69_xX June 14, 2018
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Corporate Communism

Which brings me back to a point I made previously...

Hym "Corporate communism. The reason I hate capitalism. It allows corporations to enshrine themselves as mini communist dictatorships. And not like Marxist utopian communism but, like, North Korea communist dictatorship. Like... Once a month I have to go to a meeting (that essentially mirrors a church sermon) and affirm THEIR values (they say OUR but their is no US and WE don't have values and their values are antithetical to mine). At the end of year meeting they wanted me to THANK this nigga! Like, it was his last year as owner and he was passing the mantle off to HIS SON and the board of directors is just his kids and they wanted me to say 'THANKS DEAR LEADER!' So, I'm thanking him... For working FOR him... So his kids can become him and have dominion over a 3rd of my life, have entitled themselves to my attitude or my on-the-clock emotional state, compel my speech with 5 lines of NPC dialogue, and all of this under the threat of exile and privation if I fail to comply? And I have to wear a uniform (which started in communist China). They literally gaslight me with my schedule
I was supposed to have off Sunday but I show up Saturday and the schedule has been changed without my knowledge. And if I don't like it... I just have to move to a different communist dictatorship don't I? Except I CAN'T! Because the water pump on my car went out and I literally can't go further than a block away from my house without my car stalling! I went to Taco Bell last week and my car stalled on my way into my parking lot and I had to push it into a parking space. Can't afford to get it fix. Can't work more hours because they have labor quotas. They keep hiring people to supplant my hours but they keep firing them because they are worse. When my manager told me that they fired the last one I laughed in her fucking face because SHE KNOWS the job is shit and that noone wants to do it and no one is ever going to work as hard as they want you to (Because they want you to dedicate your life to the dear leader and one of their values is Humility defined as 'Doing all of the work and taking none of the credit'). But that's corporate communism for you."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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wbdb community

White bitch and douchebag community is a selfish and fake group of people they spend most of their time at gyms and night club. They were first seen at Laurier, Western and Guelph Universities.
wbdb community

is suffering discrimination during corona lockdown.

All clubs and gyms are closed !! That's against freedom of religion
by Cyrille le maire June 9, 2020
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communism

a political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs.
Karl Marx Invented Communism
You belive in Communism
by Lastik man March 4, 2017
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communism

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mario here WE go
mario is communism/communistic
thats why he is red
by acewayx February 15, 2024
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Communication constipation

The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.
She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.
by irfanmeric March 30, 2022
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Community Clout Chaser

An individual that only chases relevant topics of the community to seek funding. This individual does not care about the community, but rather lives his life chasing the wind.
For example, Farah Aw Osman is a community clout chaser.
by Yourenemydontworryaboutit September 28, 2019
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