Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"

by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018

Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.

by BambooSteen May 23, 2018

morning sushi

When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.

Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"

"Why? You eat Japanese?"

"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."

by Boo T Warrior March 23, 2017

I Have Class In The Morning

This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.

"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."

by Panahka February 21, 2022

Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.

I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!

by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023

Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm

Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning

by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025

gppx morning

Misspelling of good morning

B: gppx morning
W: you retarded bruh?

by iloveblackbear June 17, 2019