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Micro Derm Abrasion

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.
Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.
by 9key April 24, 2006
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Microwave Bed

A Microwave Bed is the latest in electronic sleep-intensifying appliances.
If you are a very busy person, a Micowave Bed is an essentlial piece of equipment. If you are working two jobs for instance, then using a Microwave Bed means that you can set the timer so that you can have 8 hours sleep in only half-an-hour! If you clock the BIOS, it is entirely possible that you could wake up, anything up to 2 hours before you actually went to bed and still feel refreshed!
by Daevid Carter December 20, 2010
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michauded

A level of inebriation beyond blacked out. In this state the individual seems to be fully conscious by others as they are able to fully communicate and behave with no limitation on their mobile skills. However, the individual has no recolection the next day and usually pulls off something amazing which they could not even fathom in a sober mindset.

Origin of this word comes from the michigan vs aurburn in which the two names were combined by a number of inibriated people at the tailgate and used to describe the aftermath of that day.
Randy was so michauded last night, that he disappeared and woke up in the playboy mansion.
by midwestlife September 4, 2011
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Micle

Micle is one of the best people you will ever meet. You can go to him when you feel sad or worthless. He always smiles and laughs, but deep down he feels depressed like he's not complete. He has his own problems, but doesn't want people to worry so he just smiles and laughs. Don't be scared to tell him your problems he does care don't think that he doesn't. You can tell him your darkest secrets and he won't judge or tell anyone. He is nice, weird, caring, crazy, handsome, and sometimes shy. If you know a micle never kick him out of your life you'll regret it.
" Micle will always be there for me."
by Ana.Hathy.2345 October 16, 2016
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Microshmeetive

That moment when the dick isn't as big as you expected it to be, the first moment of disappointment.
Rachel had a microshmeetive moment when she realized the dick wasn't as big as she thought.
by Nonstopthot101 February 8, 2017
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Michie

A cool person that does whatever the hell she wants, and doesn't care what people think. She's hecking strong, weird (in a good way), and extremely talented in music. She may keep you up until very late at night, but that's just a thing you'll have to look past for this opportunity for a cool friend.
Michie sure does like that... Bob... the Builder show...
by Mickle is cool May 25, 2019
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Michael Scofield

God? Who’s god? Michael Scofield is god
by Nibbalord May 7, 2020
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