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Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.
After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.
by Taber Wood September 16, 2009
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Typical Matt

A situation which would be considered extremely unlucky, but brought about in part, by the person in the situation.
Last week Matt: Hey Jon, I just sold my iPhone 3GS, can't wait to get the 4!"

This week Matt: Hey Jon, I can't get hold of an fucking iPhone 4 for love nor money!

Jon: Typical Matt!
by Typical Matt July 4, 2010
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Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.
The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.
by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017
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Maury Math

When a ghetto hoe only has 4 kids but goes on the Maury Povich show with 12 potential baby daddies.
Nydia took me and my whole crew on Maury to find out who the father of DaShawn was. I guess that hoe done some Maury Math and she fucked all of us.
by TigerSkeet April 14, 2017
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Elizabeth Matthews

The most amazing beautiful funny caring girl you will ever meet. She always makes you feel amazing when she walks in a room. She has the prettiest eyes ever and is basically just all around perfect. It takes a while to get her to like you but in the end it’s all worth it. It takes so much time to gain the confidence to ask her out but once you do it’s the best thing you’ve ever done. You want to tell her she’s beautiful and tell her how much you like her every day. She is the weirdest person ever but that’s part of what makes her great and it’s ok cause you’re weird too. Elizabeth Matthews is just the perfect girl.
Person 1: that girl is so pretty what’s her name. Person 2: I think that’s Elizabeth Matthews
by Gus Da Savage October 23, 2018
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Test Match

A Bender that goes 5 days. This is named after a type of international cricket, in which two teams play for 5 days, called a test match. It has been used by ‘Chillinit’, an Australian Rap artist, and his peers and fans.
Me: “Oi babe lets start the test match” Your gf: “Fucking oath
by OliManter December 6, 2018
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Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

It is when you started playing Basket ball when your Dad was in his Dad's sack
Habib: Bro do you see Ahmed over there
Kenneth: Yuh
Habib: I think he has mad Pre-mature Baller Syndrome
by digo_bone February 12, 2019
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