March 19

A Real Nigga Holiday..dassit

I bring in the spring like March 19,

Big boss, big steppa, big honcho ting.

by somewhereinwinscansin October 20, 2019

March 31

Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day A Holiday In Which People Wear Flowers On Their Head Like A Ukrainian Mostly girls with side braids

Bob:I Wonder What Today Is

Layla:It's March 31 Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day

Bob:Oh Shit,I Don't Have Side Braids

Najib:I Am Not A Junior Eurovision Contestant

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes October 23, 2019

March 17

A day where you’re not allowed to FaceTime your s/o.

March 17- Just don’t FaceTime your s/o

by (: mich July 6, 2021

march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

by mark May 14, 2004

5 March

Suck a dick day

I like dicks on 5 March

by Lillie Wright November 9, 2019

March 20

If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an I you must give him a Blow job

Welp.. Ivan is born on the 20th of March... guess I’ll give him head. (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

march 18th

the day all irish ppl go for the cure

hey ryano its march 18th, i need the cure after paddys day

by paddytheninja March 30, 2011