National clean your vagina day. CLEAN YOUR VAGINA!! Wether you douche it, use soap and water, a rag, or summers eve, clean your kitty girls. None of you do it enough so today it the day ladies. Make your man proud and ditch the sardines.
Your man: Hey George, Hanna smelled nice and fresh today while i gave her the good good.
George: Yeah it's March 10th, national CYVD.
Your man: Ohhhhh...
George: Yeah it's March 10th, national CYVD.
Your man: Ohhhhh...
by Hottienottie March 11, 2020
Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day A Holiday In Which People Wear Flowers On Their Head Like A Ukrainian Mostly girls with side braids
Bob:I Wonder What Today Is
Layla:It's March 31 Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day
Bob:Oh Shit,I Don't Have Side Braids
Najib:I Am Not A Junior Eurovision Contestant
Layla:It's March 31 Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day
Bob:Oh Shit,I Don't Have Side Braids
Najib:I Am Not A Junior Eurovision Contestant
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes October 24, 2019
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by somewhereinwinscansin October 20, 2019
the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.
Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."
by mark May 14, 2004
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an I you must give him a Blow job
Welp.. Ivan is born on the 20th of March... guess I’ll give him head. (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)
by Anthony Ruevas October 17, 2019