by luvnlife January 11, 2017
The gender reversal of a blumpkin, where the girl is steaming down a hot load on the toilet while her front hole is being eaten out.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin earlier this week, so I felt it only chivalrous to reciprocate and give her a low tide oyster shack for the ages.
by Dig_Bick_69 August 23, 2018
A trashy chick that is on the D.L. 24/7. Hence, the term "low key". Many are opptimistic about her secret life and often engage in taking guesses about her dick taking abilities.
Alex: I bet she rides dick like Seabuistcuit
Cole: No way my brown friend! She's the pastor's daughter
Alex: Dude, gaurentee she's a low key hood rat.
Cole:...Word
Cole: No way my brown friend! She's the pastor's daughter
Alex: Dude, gaurentee she's a low key hood rat.
Cole:...Word
by Bobbly Light December 11, 2010
by JoshuaS November 30, 2005
1) Associated with the verb of leave. For exaple, leaving. Used primarily when you and your firends are at a party and realize its crap. So you want to leave.
2) When are guys balls are itchy and he wishes to alert people to that fact before scratching.
2) When are guys balls are itchy and he wishes to alert people to that fact before scratching.
1) guy a; "Man! who's party's this"
guy b; "dunno man, Its fucked"
guy c; "i think its some guy called dave"
camel toe
dave; "This parties crap"
guy a; "yeah, tides low crabs are on the rocks"
2) guy a; "Tides low, crabs are on the rocks"
guy b; "stop scratching your balls fuckhead"
girl a (skanky hoe); "i'll scratch your balls for you"
girl b (previoulsy skanky hoe); "he gave me crabs"
guy b; "dunno man, Its fucked"
guy c; "i think its some guy called dave"
camel toe
dave; "This parties crap"
guy a; "yeah, tides low crabs are on the rocks"
2) guy a; "Tides low, crabs are on the rocks"
guy b; "stop scratching your balls fuckhead"
girl a (skanky hoe); "i'll scratch your balls for you"
girl b (previoulsy skanky hoe); "he gave me crabs"
by Azerial October 07, 2005
A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.
“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.
by soursabbath November 11, 2022