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Lady log

When a lady takes a ladylike shit.
Nadine left a lady log in my toilet. Awww.
by JStet July 25, 2021
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Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt
brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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Log bait

Log bait is one of the best decks in Clash Royale if you play decks like golem decks e giant decks and ebarbs rage and lumberloon or mega knight go die in a ditch your just bad but back to log bait people that use it is just good at the game with actual skill
This deck is mainly used by chads. This deck is mainly used in high ladder and mid ladder in the famous game Clash Royale just remember to use log bait to win games.
by RION March 6, 2022
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Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.
Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.
by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021
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Log

A weeb(not really tho) who read the entire demon slayer manga in a week or two. He simps for Shinobu like a plebb. He also appreciates big anime tiddies.
Log: Bruh I just finished the manga
Juan: Cool, what's next?
Log: I'm gonna watch Fate to see some epic girlyboi action, I mean what
Juan: •_•
by Bread but original September 4, 2021
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Butt Log

A brown sticks that is produced from 2 meat balloons
by Dr. Trouser Trumpet June 4, 2021
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Log

Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.
Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"

Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)

Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing

Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.
by Logvictim June 19, 2021
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