Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

god log

Taking a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front yard.

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 13, 2020

Lady log

When a lady takes a ladylike shit.

Nadine left a lady log in my toilet. Awww.

by JStet July 25, 2021

Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.

"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025

Hog Log

Pig dick

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019

Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck

"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"

by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020