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indy logs

A typically cannibis blunt or joint that is fatter than the regular joes
Damn, Ricky really smokes Indy logs
by Malachaie May 6, 2018
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Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy
"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"
by Anchovy November 30, 2022
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Bisto Log

A long dark beefy coloured shit. Upon standing from its birthing, the smell immediately shoot’s up the nose and into the sinuses.
The highlight of Johnnie’s hangover was the birthing of a great bisto log.
by Beardedbutcher December 12, 2022
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Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
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log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force
I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.
by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023
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god log

The dog took a god log on the front lawn
by gdawgW March 19, 2016
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Lincoln Logging

When 4 men 69 each other in a square. 2 lay on their backs parallel and 2 lay face down on top of them connecting penis to mouth in the 4 corners. The other two lay down on top perpendicular so each dude is connected to two other dudes like Lincoln logs. More floors can be added as long as there are four dudes per floor added.
Wow, the bachelor party at EDC was wild, ended up Lincoln Logging with three of the other bros
by Dr. UNKNOWN May 25, 2022
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