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Logan Paul 

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.
Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
Logan Paul by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018
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logan_10168 

Best tiktoker ever and a great friend
Logan_10168 is the best
logan_10168 by Best tiktoker May 31, 2020
A little midget with a tiny penis. He has a cool gaming setup and sometimes pulls chicks but other than that a Logan is a logan.
Logan do be a logan f
Logan f by Magnum dong124 June 25, 2020
If your first name is Logan and your last name starts with S, your automatically gay. You are the gayest thing ever and you also can never win an argument against a girl. Side note~ your very fucking dumb.
Bro did you hear how gay Logan S is!? And he lost an argument to a girl name Samantha!
Logan S by WHORES MAD July 5, 2020

LOGAN PAUL 

OH LOOK I SEE A DEAD BODY MAYBE I SHOULD TASE IT
OH NO LOGAN PAUL HAS COME TO THE CEMETARY
LOGAN PAUL by THE_SAVIOUR_ August 8, 2020