U-Log

Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life

That U-Log is a such an idiot!

by horsecock123 December 1, 2009

Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.

I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.

by Monksbitch March 12, 2011

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019

Log bait

The person who is reading this has just been log baited. Also used to end a phone call.

Person 1: hey matt
Person 2: what

Person 1: log bait (hangs up)

by Ug8tar August 12, 2022

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

crog log

Crog Log: someone that is always drunk 24/7 and if not they immediately start having withdrawals.

Matt: Have you met Chris yet?

Josh: No why?

Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.

by xXMRC00LXx8 October 22, 2018