The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022
Get the Log Lawsmug. The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019
Get the Lincoln Loggingmug. by Tony the Guy February 13, 2017
Get the Lemon logmug. Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"
Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"
Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"
by JakeThePinetree January 25, 2017
Get the Georgia Log Ridemug. 1.When you take a huge dump, a log, but it's covered with diarrhea and leaves your butt a mess and takes 10 minutes to wipe yet it's still a log
2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.
2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.
1. Quit taking my stuff andrew! You fucking sauce log!
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.
by Mattj1016 May 1, 2018
Get the Sauce logmug. I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs
He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
by photo_journ October 2, 2020
Get the barkers logmug. #chad: WOAH IS THAT A CAT AND A DOG?!1!!1!1
#melissa: NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ITS A CAR AND LOG!!!2!11!1!12
car and logs
#melissa: NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ITS A CAR AND LOG!!!2!11!1!12
car and logs
by ruiiiiwsp January 25, 2024
Get the car and logsmug.