by FUFULIGHTNING December 13, 2014
Get the Unnatural Beams of Lightmug. A person who doesnt mind having sex with a woman on her period especially during heavy menstruation.
"He didnt care I was on my period and he ran my redlight." He is a red light runner. menstruation scumbags sex tampons
by no.tap. December 31, 2015
Get the red light runnermug. by SpookumMcGookums August 13, 2022
Get the Sky Children of the Lightmug. A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness
- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
by Nanochka August 18, 2021
Get the Reading Light Syndromemug. Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.
by Milla5 March 13, 2022
Get the Light Switch Friendsmug. Bright lights placed on tall structures, typically on skyscrapers and radio mast to alert aircrafts of their presence. They are usually white or red, and can be light in a cycle, or lit at all times.
by commanderalpaca April 10, 2021
Get the Aircraft Warning Lightsmug. A typically below-average looking girl whose attractiveness increases substantially in low light settings.
Guy #1: Man, that girl you got with was ugly af. 4 at best.
Guy #2: Shit dude, I swear she was at least an 8 or a 9. Total dim light dime, though.
Guy #2: Shit dude, I swear she was at least an 8 or a 9. Total dim light dime, though.
by DirtySuth January 12, 2016
Get the dim light dimemug.