life boner

(n)an incredible moment in one's life which elicits the most excellent sensation known to mankind.

Person A:Dude, I just got the largest life boner you could ever imagine!

Person B: What happened?

Person A: I WON THE LOTTERY!!!

Person B: Oh mylanta. You just gave me a life boner, too!

by mattrupp January 12, 2010

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life hack

Together the words “life” and “hack” create a phrase that describe any hacks, tips and tricks that get things done quickly by automating, increase productivity and organizing.

I was the most disorganized person ever. A few life hacks later I get more done in a day than I used to get done in a week.

by good karma January 22, 2006

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Similiar to Xbox Live, Life Achievements are various tasks and challenges one can accomplish in real life such as successfully evading the police, urinating on a moving vehicle, or throwing an epic party. Achievements accumulate Lifepoints (LP) based on the difficulty of the task that adds to a persons Lifescore. Life Achievements, and their corresponding point values, can be found from various sources on the internet.

Life Achievements:

Follow Me If You Want To Live - Survive a natural disaster using only your wits and cunning. 100 pts

That Cant Be Healthy - Stay indoors for 3 weeks straight. 50 pts

Nice Hussle Out There - Be the reason that your team lost "the big game". 75 pts

by TuatsuOtter February 4, 2010

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Life Sux

The ultimate expression of life’s unfortunate events. Haven't you heard? No-one gets out alive. Life Sux!

“Most people think life sux, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sux, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary

by Tom Smythe December 26, 2011

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Life Propaganda

blogs, tweets, or any other sort of social media posts intended to declare how wonderful the author's life is. Such content is virtually devoid of any reference to problems, troubles, challenges, issues, hangups, etc. Such content is usually presented as a thin veneer for a life that is a wheels off, bodies on the tracks, train wreck existence.

Did you see Annagail's new blog? It's total life propaganda. Her reality is hot mess.

by is this pseudonym also taken March 10, 2015

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