lake life

A recreational lifestyle preferred by rural Caucasian and often involving boating, melanoma inducing tanning, and the consumption of large amounts of low quality alcoholic beverages.
While he sat in the parking lot of the Dollar General, Dale observed a woman carrying a case of White Claw, along with several children, pile into GMC Terrain with a Lake Life decal on the back window.
by S.S. July 19, 2023
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Saranac Lake

A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.
Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?

Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.
by Keepingitreal69 October 10, 2021
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Walled Lake High

Legend says this is the palace of the two gods of old. Here in there mighty palace they watch the world of Birmingham with great judgment. These gods are named Blonde and Majeed. Majeed controls the land and often visits the world of Birmingham to bring peace in there darkest hours. Thousands migrate to see him which is known as the Great Exodus. Blonde is the god of the heavens. He controls over Walled Lake and other places outside of Birmingham. Some say he has once too journeyed to the world of Birmingham to visit the greatest clash of kingdoms, and with his powers, gave the kingdom of Seaholm a mighty power to defeat their enemies and win. Soon after he took a piss in the woods blessing the lands.

Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.
Person 1: Do you know about Walled Lake High?

Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world
by The_moon1 October 14, 2021
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medicine lake

A small town filled with dipshits and goat fucking conventions. 10/10 would reccomend not living there
Hey billy you going to medicine lakes goat convention tonight? I heard they even brought condoms this time!
by Chingchongwillywong August 28, 2017
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Stanford Lake College

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The coldest place on earth… after mt Everest.
The home to the funniest people in South Africa.
Stanford Lake College… FOR THE TREES 🌲
by Pink lemonade 👑 November 21, 2021
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Copake Lake

A small lake in upstate New York, hindered only by its lack of attractive females.
Friend 1: hey, wanna go up to copake lake this weekend?

Friend 2: no thanks, it’s a sausage fest up there. Let’s go to candlewood instead.
by Jghjkghjktguu August 02, 2022
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red lake county

Also known as the ugliest county in American and formerly known as and is sometimes still referred to, as Redneck County; people from all over Minnesota and close-by states live here. Farming? Rednecks? Few badasses? Mexicans? Canadians? They have em' all.
"Hey you're a redneck, you must be from Red Lake County!"
by WhiteRosesRed May 22, 2016
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