Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

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Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.

Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"

by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016

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3D Land

The game home to the overworld theme that you interrupt every other song with -Toad: Commander of Plasti Dip

3D Land is very plasti.

by Dishwasher age February 1, 2018

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land text

a postcard

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.

by journalismo May 5, 2018

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dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.

Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."

by PikeTU February 16, 2018

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