Land mines

The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.

Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.

by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016

land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air

Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning

by Sling slong July 15, 2016

3D Land

The game home to the overworld theme that you interrupt every other song with -Toad: Commander of Plasti Dip

3D Land is very plasti.

by Dishwasher age February 1, 2018

land text

a postcard

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.

by journalismo May 5, 2018

dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.

Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."

by PikeTU February 16, 2018

is-land records

Big Shaq's famous words, said in an interview with the BBC.

Interviewer - What label were you at yesterday?
Big Shaq - Is-Land Records

by AlexDeMaster February 15, 2018

Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 2, 2017