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Joseph Cookson’d

This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.
Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
by TOL92 November 27, 2018
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Joseph Saroza

A male who can talk anybody into almost anything, has a silver tongue (can literally sell water to a well), has amazing luck (unemployed but still gets money somehow), minimum 1 baby mama (could be more).
Joseph Saroza is a dead beat liar, Master manipulator, and opportunist.
by anonymous May 16, 2025
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Joseph

I think they need to take their mask if for once 😋
Person: Have you ever seen Joseph's face?
by Gypsy rose gold April 26, 2022
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kendall and joseph

hey you know kendall and juno
yes they are perfect together kendall and joseph
by hsjduehvsnak February 17, 2024
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Joseph

Most popular name in the name market
"Damn, I wish i was named Joseph"
"Nah mate, Joe suits beta's like you more"
by KingMaker69 January 26, 2022
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Joseph

The greatest FIFA player of all time. Some dumbass mf’s call him Giuseppe
Dumbass mf’s: Giuseppe!

Joseph: Bro……
by spankmedaddy69420 November 30, 2021
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