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jason

jason can be a sweet guy for the most part. He probably has a avoidant attachment style and has daddy issues. He probably is gonna make you wait for him for six months and then say he don’t want u but oh well🤞🏼
jason is a faggot
by sagiewagieboo April 26, 2023
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The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason
by Cam2000 February 6, 2023
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Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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Jason

Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
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Jason

El mas pinche vergas y mas guapo de todos
Jason is super hot.
by #EGDG October 31, 2017
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Jason cooper

Known as cooper trooper, jay, short arse, bugs bunny, beaver teeth, and tiny jay. If you ever come across this specimen, don't be alarmed that's just his normal size; Teeth and height.

They can be dangerous, they like to lure you in with their alcoholic drinks, or even lend you a bike which has been tampered with.

Be safe, stay away!
Oooh noo!! Here comes Jason Cooper. Hide your kinder surprises.
by Rumpyboyyy June 13, 2020
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Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.
Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!
by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024
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