Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

by futiles September 5, 2010

cubby jacked

A term for when you are wakeboarding or skiing and you bust so hard you lose your board, bindings, or skis. Derived from when that bully bitch ass trick jacks your shoes straight out of a mcdonald's playplace cubby hole.

When jazzy-j hit that janky ass kicker, he slammed so hard he got cubby jacked.

by a-diggity17 May 12, 2009

Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.

_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!

by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009

dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009

Diesel Jacked

Seen to have explosive, ripped muscles beyond any recognition.

Joey Porter, a man among boys, is Diesel Jacked.

Ronnie Coleman is diesel jacked.

by Joshua Trant January 29, 2009

jack the slurp

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.

I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.

by Udy February 20, 2009

App-jacked

When one of your friends on MySpace or Facebook installs a stupid application like "Send an endangered invertebrate" which then proceeds to hijack their address book and spam everyone.

Jimmy: Hey, I just got a message from Susie on FaceSpace that all my pictures are on some website! What the fuck!

Julie: Oh, ignore that, we all got that message. Susie got app-jacked.

by cm_gagnon January 3, 2009