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Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 5, 2022
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Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.
“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”
by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025
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The Italian Jacuzzi

When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak
Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever
by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021
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italian finger blasting

Finger blasting a woman while making Italian hand gestures.
Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*
by Bobnos April 8, 2017
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Italian Spaghetti twist

During the act of oral sex, the one giving head suddenly yells “mama mia!” And performs a death roll on the males dick, while keeping it in their mouth. The one receiving head must recite a passage from an italian cookbook, specifically one about spaghetti or pasta.
Person1: yo dude how did it go with stacy last night?
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!
by Exo-Thermic October 22, 2022
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Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.
Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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italian milkdud

While in the 69 position (woman on top) you are fingering her asshole. At some point during the interlude she unknowingly dropps a small turd about the size of a milkdud candy in your mouth when you remove your finger from her asshole. This could work for any nationality, however, when it happened to me, she was of Italian heritage. Hence the Italian in the "italian milkdud"

To truly execute this in its purist form, your reaction when the milkdud hits your mouth, is to remove it , and toss it across the room, preferably hitting the wall. Immediately following this action, you reinsert your finger into her asshole and get back to eating the snatch as if nothing had ever happened.

JM
Yea man, I was with my girl last night, we started fooling around, and next thing ya know she gave me an Italian milkdud.
by Rod Von Muller September 27, 2017
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