lil stone

prolly the best rapper in the game rn

man 1 - ay u heard that new lil stone shit yet?
man 2 - yeah bruh that shit hard af my ni🅱️🅱️a

by notlilstone October 28, 2018

Stoned

When you get stoned thrown at you.

Sexyboiandy: did u get stoned?
Oliver: Nah my dude, it is not medieval times, retard.

by Pufta_ November 2, 2018

cummo stones

when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder

Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.

by bigballer122 March 1, 2019

stone off

to tell someone to commit to jumping off a bridge

Hey why did you kill me in PvP?
Go stone off please.

by Travis4562 March 3, 2019

Illogical Stone

A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.

“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”

by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019

Stone

a fat fag thats usually a blonde thats bad at sports and annoys the hell out of people. He likes all the girls but cant get any pussy. Hes very bad at sex and makes it uncomfortable and awkward. None of his friends like him but they have sympothy.

Dang stones a hoe and annoys us to death.

by H0oes699 March 7, 2019

stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019