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Moved the spider

Having "moved a spider" or "moved the spider" refers to a group of 4 people in a circle jerk using only their feet. The 8 feet make the "spider". When someone "moves the spider" they have successfully caused their person to nut. A new person switches in, slightly changing the geometry of the circle. By this mechanism, the spider can move its way across the room, depending on how many people are waiting to jump in when it moves.
My size 14's really "moved the spider" last night at the frat party. I've never been so drunk or so good with my feet before. Maybe I should drop my econ major and go into ballet, bro.
by Spodrmen May 6, 2024
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Pass move

It's simple, you pass move, and then you score, no PlayStation, X-Box, just simple, pass move.
by Willy Gezus May 8, 2018
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Jackson Move

When you leave your team behind when they are in a battle
In a cowardly manner, he bitched out of the fight and left us for dead. What a Jackson move.
by Dane1274 April 23, 2019
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Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021
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Idiot move

My cousin Jeffrey sold his iPhone 13 for $10. That was an idiot move.
by Get your COVID vaccine December 20, 2021
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A virgin move

Anything that Ellen or em does
Ellen and em moved , wow that's a virgin move
by Ganggivers November 25, 2018
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