Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

morning shakes

somebody who is an alcoholic and wakes up shaking, needing to drink alcohol to feel okay and function

“why is bro shaking over there” “dudes got the morning shakes, that dudes livers like iron”

by wtw717 June 12, 2022

Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

Bad Morning

Something a kid would say to feel like a savage

Teacher: hey Luke, Good morning!
Kid: Bad Morning Teacher!

by Coincidencesomething December 4, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

morning sushi

When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.

Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"

"Why? You eat Japanese?"

"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."

by Boo T Warrior March 23, 2017