the best game ever invented my mojang in may 17 2009 it so gud like u can place blocks and build cool stuff and there are dis things called realms which are normal worlds with already built cool stuff and u can pet dogs awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute man u can also hit them then they turn demonic and start biting u. Its worse when there are a bunch of dogs and they all start hitting u then u die but there is skywars, skyblock and much more. there's the Java edition and the Bedrock edition Java is for PC and Bedrock for consoles. there are these creatures called shulkers that they shoot u and if u get hit u levitate for a short time and that's called a status effect. pewdiepie plays this game and currently he has 45 videos to prove Minecraft god. that's all guys see u later!!
minecraft is good
by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020
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Get the minecraft mug.The best game in history to exist, for many it represents their childhood. Anyone who doesn't like Minecraft is boring.
by loopylez April 17, 2020
Get the Minecraft mug.1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).
2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
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Get the Minecraft mug.There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.
Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
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