Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!

Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Emo hour

Emo hour is 5am. so every time it’s 5am get ready to listen to your favorite emo songs (preferably Loser=lover by txt)

x: OMG ITS EMO HOUR
x: time to listen to loser=lover and become emo🥺😞😖💔

by Hyukatv September 07, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

ass hour

The hour to eat ass. 7:15am.

Wow! Is it ass hour already?!

by Assman426 May 14, 2018

crappy hour

Span of time used to bitch about work or life in general. Can be considered a therapy session.

I am so frustrated with my co-workers, I need a crappy hour with friends.

by Anotherkaren December 08, 2022

bird hours

When a guy only hits you up to "hangout" between the hours of 11pm-3am, usually only for sex.

"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."

by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 13, 2017

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 25, 2017