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Horny Sombrero

the act of cumming into a cast mold of a sombrero repetitively till it is full, then freezing it and wearing it.
yo man can my gurl have ur horny sombrero?

ya dood ill make another
by james blakely October 8, 2014
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horny man child

Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.
Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*
by Barrel_ racer 202 February 14, 2015
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horny whore

A horny whore is a person who can't get enough sex because they feel the need to carry as many std's as humanly possible as therefore this is a horny whore
A horny whore came up to me and asked me what I was doing later
by gagsyrrn December 31, 2015
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horny goat

Horny goat is when a female or male try to hook up with to many people at once
Jeff-did you hear about Sara

Megan-no what happend

Jeff-she's such a horny goat
by Mad dog Maddix December 21, 2016
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Horny morny

When someone is horny in a situation where they shouldn't be hornyi
-Wow just watched some midget porn. Not my proudest fap
-horny morny again with dem midgies?
by Walwal June 12, 2018
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Hoppyboy

Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products like hoppy beers and soy.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects beer consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido. Hoppyboys tend to have manboobs.

The average hoppyboy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: soyboy, cuck, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist
Man 1: If you kill your enemies they win.

Man 2: Shut the fuck up, hoppyboy.
by Hondenkots July 5, 2018
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Horny But Thorny

Horny But Thorny is a made up word by the one and only me. It means when someone is horny and wants to have sex really bad, but their dick is too rough so no girl want it in there and no girl wants to kiss that one guy cuz he has 2 much stubble on his chin. LOL
There was once this one guy who was Horny But Thorny so no girl wanted to date/have sex with him. Poor guy. . .
by Horny & Thorny March 30, 2019
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