Josh Hockel

Infamous shit-poster on several Facebook meme pages including ENG: Llama posting and RTED: Gold Posting.

Known for extremely sexually graphic memes using favourite childhood movies.

Terry: have you seen this guy Josh Hockel’s Facebook posts?

Sheila: No I didn’t, it’s too early in the morning for that absolute smut.

by DJDOUCH3 January 7, 2024

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Getting Hocked

When Hock E. Tan buys a company and systematically destroys everything that made it great

VMware is really getting Hocked since the acquisition

by uncle_pat January 10, 2024

yee hockey

People who think that they are better than everyone when in all reality they’re just simply not

They’re a yee hockey piece of cock

by Urban dictionary nerd January 15, 2024

Ham Hocked

Someone getting pounded during sex. Usually full length penetration. This can be used in opposite sex (straight) or same sex (gay men) sexual partners. Also could be referred to a woman pegging a man.

Wow! She/he is really getting ham hocked by that guy.

by Viewpoint10 February 10, 2024

zylah hockenberry

Zylah hockenberry. Where do we even START!! I have only known her for over a year but it feels like we have known each other forever. Zylah is such an amazing and genuine person and she is always there to make your day and listen to you rant.she bullys you for fun but make sure you know she doesn't mean it. She is so beautiful yet so insecure. We don't understand how she couldnt like herself.. I mean, LOOKED AT HER!! Gorgeous eyes perfect body gorgeous everything!!! She might creep you out sometimes cause yk it's really hard to make her mad at me. It's weird. Anyways if you have a zylah in your life, don't lose her if she is anything like mine cause trust me, once your locked into a friendship like this one, YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!! IT'S LIKE A PARTY EVERYDAYYY!!! zylah is my forever best friend and I can't wait to see what our future holds!! <3-skylarWallywrld

Person 1: "Did you see Zylah Hockenberry and her friend?"

Person 2: "yea! they so funny, they just in their own lil world fr"

Zylah is a person so I can't"define them"🥹 stop askin

by Sky-wallace---- December 7, 2023

The Hockey cum

When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums

Yesterday me and Avery did The Hockey cum, it was awesome.

by Jack sack March 16, 2024