The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.
John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."
Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."
John: "Don't you mean cake?"
Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"
Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."
John: "Don't you mean cake?"
Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"
by The Mighty Meme February 09, 2012
This Phrase is most heard in Star Wars and the characters that Most said it is Han Solo.For example when in episode 6 Han Solo and his friends got captured by the Ewoks Han Solo said I have a bad feeling about this.
by Blue Boss July 23, 2018
by skittlekitty2227 October 17, 2011
by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 03, 2005
an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"
originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"
originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?
Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!
Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.
Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!
Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!
Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.
Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!
Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
by heroic lines for the heroic October 17, 2010
by your best idiot March 28, 2010
A popular phrase used by YouTuber FlightReacts, where he says that he did something amazing without the cameras on. While he could have done it, it’s the fact that he’s a douchebag and overuses it makes it untrustable.
Amazing 360 spinning tomahawk dunk happens
FlightReacts: oH i DiD tHaT oNcE iN hIgH sChOoL i WaS a BeAsT aT eVeRy SpOrt i JuSt DiDn’T hAvE tHe CaMeRaS oN
Me: STOP THE CAP BAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🧢🧢🗑🗑
FlightReacts: oH i DiD tHaT oNcE iN hIgH sChOoL i WaS a BeAsT aT eVeRy SpOrt i JuSt DiDn’T hAvE tHe CaMeRaS oN
Me: STOP THE CAP BAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🧢🧢🗑🗑
by DodgersFanGaming December 13, 2020