Hand Puppet

Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.

You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"!

by S. Duong May 30, 2006

Happy Hands

When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.

Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.

by Anon Strainjer April 18, 2011

stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.

Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.

by NicCamacho August 26, 2010

hand rapist

A lonely man who has only two girlfriends, his right hand and his left hand.

A wanker.

Does Steve have a girlfriend?

Hell no he's just a sad hand rapist.

by Greenery June 17, 2008

Auntie Hand

When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.

I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

invisible hand

A natural force of nature that acts as a balancing mechanism when too much or too little of something occurs.

Originally used as an economics term, this can be also applied to any situation in which imbalance is restored to equilibrium without overt actions by someone.

After the juggalo convention began, the invisible hand of doom brought the ceiling down upon their fat painted heads.

Roy's incredibly foul body odor acted like an invisible hand repelling any person coming near him, which was fine by him since he hated people anyway.

by lank crankfurter June 9, 2004

Pepe Hands

A very sad or feels bad moment

Tyren doesn’t have a dad that’s pepe hands

by Twhock September 13, 2019