you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

by LCNeko October 31, 2015

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Bruh got sand feet

The act of having an excessive amount of sand on ones feet/toes

"Look,chad over there is digging his feet in the sand"
"Bruh got sand feet"

by Wet shorts August 13, 2019

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got my shoe tied

To receive oral stimulation of the genitals.

Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.

Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...

by Inglourious July 18, 2009

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