getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.

Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

getting perried

To be Getting Perried is to drink lots of alcohol in a turbostyle session.

Last night I was Getting Perried

by Badger20 June 6, 2017

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

getting panned

To get high

Off your face/tits

I'm going to drop a boat load of codiene and get panned.

I'm getting panned on cocaine.

by Captain Huntley July 13, 2017

getting coned

To be sexually assaulted in the rear

Getting coned- to be sexuall assulted in the rear by a penis

by Stevez July 18, 2017

getting spidermaned

To cuz in you hand and fling it at you others face

Getting spidermaned

by Die for harambr July 23, 2017