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Pissed Off Video Gamer

An obscure AVGN rip-off that appeared around 2009 who is believed to be russian, although he claims to be Jewish. He is well known for having a thick accent, being morbidly obese, calling the Nintendo GameCube "ShitCube", saying that GameCube discs look like fucking chocolate chip cookies, not being able to take criticism, having long awkward pauses in his reviews and obviously ripping off the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy1: The Irate Gamer is the worst.
Guy2: Really? Well, he's god compared to the Pissed Off Video Gamer.
by Clipo June 17, 2020
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Sad Nerd Gamer

Edd Wilkinson. Blond. Gay. Kind of sums him up really, he is one of a kind, and always will be.
by Pro Gamer #1 January 12, 2010
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Gamer One Night Stand

When you’re playing online with randoms all night, and you part ways at 5am to never see or speak to them again.
Me: “Damn bro, I had a badass gamer one night stand last night!”
Friend: “What was his name?”
Me: “Who cares? He sure could handle a BR tho.”
by Pkan July 11, 2020
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Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".
Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.
by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022
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Epick Gamer Moment

When the gamer moment ascends above epic it becomes epick, legend says an epick gamer moment is the joy of nutting on first of december times 1000
Person 1: Oh my god I had an epick gamer moment last night.
Person 2: You lucky shit I havent had an epick gamer moment in years.
It is clear in this example person 2 is not an epickgamer
by BluePaintbrush June 23, 2020
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Tik Tok Gamer Girl

a tik tok gamer girl isnt really a gamer girl. they would make a tik tok using the "im already tracer" song and use consoles you cant even play overwatch on like ps3, xbox 360, nintendo ds, and the worst one i ever seen, a nintendo 64.
Tik tok gamer girl: "uses a ps3 controller"
Real gamer: THE DOOR
by cutiemixedgal January 23, 2019
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True Gamer Master Race

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(Title: True Gamer Master Race)

Followers of the True Gamer Master Race are an elite group of gamers that are trained to play on any hardware. Be it Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Sega, Commodore 64, PC, or any hardware that has ever been created and released to the general public.

They have a great sense of taste, both in fashion and in games. They do not discriminate, they only call out bad practices.

Their Philosophy goes as follows:

If it's a great game: We play it.
If it's a bad game: we expose it.
If the hardware has good practices: We sing its praise.
If the hardware has bad practices: We expose it, no matter our personal feelings about the hardware.
We own many consoles, including PC and Mobile, and we do not discriminate against people.
We are all gamers, and we must all unite! For the betterment of gamers and humanity alike!
TRUE GAMER MASTER RACE!
Person 1: You're just a Sony KnobSlobber!
TGMR: LIES! We belong to the True Gamer Master Race Learn our Philosophy, BISH!
by Janoria Alexander Corven September 23, 2018
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